From 4add3fb992201d3ec7353ae85adcf1b49122d1f0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Jordan Robinson <hello@jordanrobinson.org>
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2025 21:44:44 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] change error template wording and links

---
 main/templates/403.html | 2 +-
 main/templates/404.html | 4 ++--
 main/templates/500.html | 2 +-
 3 files changed, 4 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/main/templates/403.html b/main/templates/403.html
index 0b3de311f2c1afaefa992f9dde9d910f5c1cbe90..5e72427526057b871ee8b61b92f77adebecc36cd 100644
--- a/main/templates/403.html
+++ b/main/templates/403.html
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 <main>
     <h1>403</h1>
     <h2>Permission Denied</h2>
-    <p>Looks like you tried to do something you're not allowed to. Oops?</p>
+    <p>Hark — this doorway is barred to thee.</p>
     <p><a href="#" onclick="history.back();">← Go back</a> or return to the <a href="{% url 'index' %}">homepage</a>.</p>
 </main>
 
diff --git a/main/templates/404.html b/main/templates/404.html
index 7f248b0571cf0312c5839bced15a67a69f2fef05..abcd938f09f1e16bb549abfa425d0a0f76adec92 100644
--- a/main/templates/404.html
+++ b/main/templates/404.html
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 <main>
     <h1>404</h1>
     <h2>Page Not Found</h2>
-    <p>The URL you requested does not exist on this blog. Got lost?</p>
-    <p><a href="#" onclick="history.back();">← Go back</a> or return to the <a href="https://mataroa.blog/">homepage</a>.</p>
+    <p>Alas, this page is nowhere to be found.?</p>
+    <p><a href="#" onclick="history.back();">← Go back</a> or return to the <a href="{% url 'index' %}">homepage</a>.</p>
 </main>
 {% endblock content %}
diff --git a/main/templates/500.html b/main/templates/500.html
index a2bbf41541741057419e9987098f03fd1c9b2015..b55d3d071d9aface52558434b7833072a91607b0 100644
--- a/main/templates/500.html
+++ b/main/templates/500.html
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 <main>
     <h1>500</h1>
     <h2>Internal Server Error</h2>
-    <p>An error occurred processing your request. That's all we know.</p>
+    <p>Alas, an unexpected misfortune has befallen our server.</p>
     <p><a href="#" onclick="history.back();">← Go back</a> or return to the <a href="{% url 'index' %}">homepage</a>.</p>
 </main>